Name: Leonhardt Johannes
Meyer
Age: closer to 30 than to 40...
Height: (1 + cos (1 AU)) m [AU = Astronomical Unit]
Weight: cos (1 AU) kg
Head weight: 1000 pounds
Length of big toe (left): 3,3 cm
Length of big toe (right): 3,4 cm
Length of the nose: 3,5 to 4,3 cm (depending on how it is measured)
Whether ear lobes are pierced: no
Pupil colour: black
Colours of clothes: many
Average income: enough to survive (sometimes)
Religious orientation: oriental
Favourite dialect: Alemannic
Favourite nationality: Aleman
Favourite drink: Ale
Favourite letter: A
Number of musculi sternocleidomastoidei: 2
Maximum number of combs in simultaneous possession: 2
Maximum number of non-lethal traffic accidents witnessed during 30
days: 4
Maximum number of talking dolphins appearing in dreams swimming from
right to left: 0
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